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-AAT-KIWI  |
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Not sure what made me remember this oldie......
Couple gets married in a very romantic setting to the point where they leave for their honeymoon on a horse drawn cart.
5 minutes down the road the horse rears up has a kick and a fart, drops a turd and is a right niusance.
the husband hops down goes up to the horse looks it in the eye and camly says "thats 1"
5 minutes go by and the horse repeats the process with gusto -
the husband hops down goes up to the horse looks it in the eye and camly says "thats 2"
10 minutes pass and the horse goes ballistic. kicking, frothing, rearing and making a hell of a scene.
the husband pulls out a pistol, hops down and shoots the horse in the head.
at that moment the new wife stands up, starts screaming and cursing the husband starting with
"what the F are you doing!? - you good for nothing cruel bastard!" etc etc....
this goes on for a minute or more by which time the husband is back up on the cart.
he looks his wife calmly in the eyes and says "thats 1"
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lol thats actually pretty good i like it. Explains the comment left on Mickey's post lolol
Hate the Game not the Player
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| -AAT-GUMNUT |
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lol, nice one
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| -AAT-INSANITY |
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| registered: 30.08.2008 |
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bahahaha nice one bro. good find
Consistency - It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
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ha ha take that
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