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-AAT-KIWI Clanmember
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09.02.2010, 11:34 online quote 

An Australian man's joke about a bomb in his luggage turned sour at New Zealand's Hamilton International Airport this morning.

The traveller from Sydney sparked a security alert at the airport and faces charges of breaching the Aviation Act.

Acting Senior Sergeant Ricky Thompson said the alarm was raised shortly before 8am when Aviation Security staff called police about a man who had told them there was a ticking bomb in one of his bags.

"He'd arrived on a trans-Tasman flight early this morning and was waiting in the terminal with the intent of arranging further transport and wandered off, leaving his bags unattended," Mr Thompson said.

"Returning to the upstairs lounge he found Av-Sec staff with his bags who cautioned him about leaving his luggage unattended in an airport to which he responded that one of his bags contained a bomb and could they not hear it ticking?"

Realising his attempt at humour was back-firing, the man told the security officers he was only joking.

The 44-year-old man's bags were searched and no suspicious devices were found, but a Swiss Army knife was recovered.

The man was arrested.

Mr Thompson said police hoped the man's arrest would serve as a timely reminder of how serious security around airports was taken.


-AAT-MATTORR Clanmember
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registered: 02.09.2008
09.02.2010, 11:59 offline quote 

FAIL....

-AAT-ROBO Clanmember
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registered: 07.02.2009
09.02.2010, 13:02 offline quote 

EPIC FAIL....

-AAT-SCHEM Clanmember
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registered: 22.05.2007
09.02.2010, 13:11 online quote 

I HAD A SALES REP AT WORK ONCE - WE FLYING BACK TO MELB FROM BRIZZY - HE TOLD ONE OF THE XRAY GUYS - DID U FIND ANY BOMBS TODAY - THEY SLAMMED HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL AND GAVE IT TO HIM LOLOLOL I PISSED MYSELF - TOTAL TWAT

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-AAT-KABS Clanmember
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registered: 27.01.2009
09.02.2010, 18:29 offline quote 

they dont have sense of humor, and now they are going to get the last laugh with those $200m xray machines so they can basically see you naked.
-AAT-WILBS Clanmember
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registered: 03.09.2007
09.02.2010, 19:25 homepage online quote 

They dont have a sense of humor BECAUSE they sit in front of an X-ray machine all day its fried their brains

Mmmm, fried brains, yum!


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-AAT-MACKATTACK Clanmember
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registered: 12.09.2009
09.02.2010, 19:37 offline quote 

OMG is this legit, haha wat a fail. Everytime im at the airport i get the explosives test (been 5 times in a row so far), doesnt help when ive been on the range 2 weeks prior lol. But i cant help being the bomb!!

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-AAT-SPORK Clanmember
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registered: 02.03.2009
09.02.2010, 20:01 offline quote 

Oh Stu ... LOLOL
-AAT-CAMMA Clanmember
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registered: 22.04.2008
09.02.2010, 20:08 online quote 

piss funny kiwi!!

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-AAT-MICKEY Clanmember
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registered: 31.03.2009
09.02.2010, 22:21 offline quote 

Man everyone is so paranoid and uptight, they forget how to take a joke these days

Funny story though

-AAT-PUDDING Clanmember
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registered: 24.07.2008
10.02.2010, 07:58 offline quote 

I wouldn't want to do their job, for sure - but would someone carrying a bomb crack a jokey about it???? Sure, give him a hard time, make a point, but arrest him? Whats the world coming to!


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-AAT-SGT G Clanmember
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registered: 22.03.2008
10.02.2010, 09:20 online quote 

FN awsume. Wish I could arrest every d head that sais "it wasn't me". That or charge them a dollar. I would have retired after 12 months.

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-AAT-BULLET Clanmember
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registered: 27.04.2008
10.02.2010, 18:21 offline quote 

lol fail, serves him right

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-AAT-BUBBA Clanmember
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registered: 29.12.2007
10.02.2010, 18:43 offline quote 

What idiot leaves his bags unattented

and since when did N.Z get an airport


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-AAT-ICE-EAGLE Clanmember
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registered: 26.01.2009
11.02.2010, 20:11 offline quote 

IT was for them there new airship things they got nowa days Bubba
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