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-AAT-KIWI  |
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An Australian man's joke about a bomb in his luggage turned sour at New Zealand's Hamilton International Airport this morning.
The traveller from Sydney sparked a security alert at the airport and faces charges of breaching the Aviation Act.
Acting Senior Sergeant Ricky Thompson said the alarm was raised shortly before 8am when Aviation Security staff called police about a man who had told them there was a ticking bomb in one of his bags.
"He'd arrived on a trans-Tasman flight early this morning and was waiting in the terminal with the intent of arranging further transport and wandered off, leaving his bags unattended," Mr Thompson said.
"Returning to the upstairs lounge he found Av-Sec staff with his bags who cautioned him about leaving his luggage unattended in an airport to which he responded that one of his bags contained a bomb and could they not hear it ticking?"
Realising his attempt at humour was back-firing, the man told the security officers he was only joking.
The 44-year-old man's bags were searched and no suspicious devices were found, but a Swiss Army knife was recovered.
The man was arrested.
Mr Thompson said police hoped the man's arrest would serve as a timely reminder of how serious security around airports was taken.

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-AAT-MATTORR  |
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FAIL....

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-AAT-ROBO  |
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EPIC FAIL....

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-AAT-SCHEM  |
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I HAD A SALES REP AT WORK ONCE - WE FLYING BACK TO MELB FROM BRIZZY - HE TOLD ONE OF THE XRAY GUYS - DID U FIND ANY BOMBS TODAY - THEY SLAMMED HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL AND GAVE IT TO HIM LOLOLOL I PISSED MYSELF - TOTAL TWAT

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-AAT-KABS  |
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they dont have sense of humor, and now they are going to get the last laugh with those $200m xray machines so they can basically see you naked.
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-AAT-WILBS  |
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They dont have a sense of humor BECAUSE they sit in front of an X-ray machine all day its fried their brains
Mmmm, fried brains, yum!

I tried to Google U2 lyrics. I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
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OMG is this legit, haha wat a fail. Everytime im at the airport i get the explosives test (been 5 times in a row so far), doesnt help when ive been on the range 2 weeks prior lol. But i cant help being the bomb!!

Hate the Game not the Player
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-AAT-SPORK  |
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Oh Stu ... LOLOL
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-AAT-CAMMA  |
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piss funny kiwi!!

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." -Kurt Cobain
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-AAT-MICKEY  |
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Man everyone is so paranoid and uptight, they forget how to take a joke these days
Funny story though
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-AAT-PUDDING  |
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I wouldn't want to do their job, for sure - but would someone carrying a bomb crack a jokey about it???? Sure, give him a hard time, make a point, but arrest him? Whats the world coming to!

Peace is constructed, not fought for.
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-AAT-SGT G  |
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FN awsume. Wish I could arrest every d head that sais "it wasn't me". That or charge them a dollar. I would have retired after 12 months.

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-AAT-BULLET  |
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lol fail, serves him right

I Love -AAT-, anything less isn't acceptable
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-AAT-BUBBA  |
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What idiot leaves his bags unattented
and since when did N.Z get an airport

AS a GREAT PROPHET ONCE SAID \\\"I YAM WHAT I YAM\\\"
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IT was for them there new airship things they got nowa days Bubba
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